Bison + Vulture

One Grazes, One Waits for Death

The bison is a noble, community-minded soul who charges headfirst into life with purpose and integrity. The vulture, meanwhile, is content to circle patiently overhead, waiting for someone else's effort to become an opportunity. Romantically, this pairing is essentially extinct before it starts — the bison finds the vulture's opportunistic worldview somewhere between baffling and repulsive. If they somehow end up friends, it's probably because the bison hasn't figured out yet that the vulture is mentally measuring them for dinner.

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