Bison + Walrus

Big, Stubborn, and Somehow Still Friends

The Bison and Walrus are two of nature's great immovable objects, which makes for a friendship built on mutual respect, shared stubbornness, and a collective refusal to apologize first. They'll happily graze and lounge side by side for years without drama — largely because neither one is particularly interested in starting any. Romantically, though, two personalities this set in their ways can calcify into something more like a comfortable standoff than a love story, each waiting for the other to show some flexibility they simply don't possess. The physical chemistry crackles well enough, but someone's eventually going to have to move, and history suggests neither of them will.

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