Bison + Wild Dog

Great Friends, Mediocre Lovers, Honest About It

The Bison's steady, no-nonsense solidity and the Wild Dog's chaotic social energy make for a surprisingly entertaining friendship — one brings the anchor, the other brings the chaos, and somehow it works. But romance? That's where the wheels come off. The Wild Dog's need for a pack, constant stimulation, and borderline frenetic lifestyle will eventually exhaust the Bison, who just wants some peace and a decent patch of grass. In bed, the mismatch in tempo and temperament means neither is likely to write home about it — though the Wild Dog will absolutely tell the whole pack anyway.

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