Capybara + Cassowary

The Peacemaker keeps touching the fence marked 'Do Not Touch'

The capybara's breezy, everyone's-welcome warmth is genuinely baffling to the cassowary, who has spent a lifetime perfecting the art of being left alone. Friendship is possible in small, careful doses — the capybara can coax out a rare moment of thaw — but romance asks for a vulnerability the cassowary simply doesn't stock. Physically and emotionally, these two are running on completely different operating systems, and no amount of capybara chill can reboot that.

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