Capybara + Walrus

The peacemaker finds a gruff ally who actually listens.

The capybara's effortless warmth melts right through the walrus's blunt exterior, making this one of the more surprisingly solid friendships in the animal kingdom. Romantically, the walrus's earthy dominance and the capybara's easy-breezy nature can work — as long as the walrus remembers not to bulldoze and the capybara remembers to have an actual opinion. Between the sheets, though, these two are essentially roommates — comfortable, fond, and utterly uninspired.

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