Cassowary + Warthog

Two walking hazard signs who somehow respect each other's danger.

The cassowary and warthog don't so much get along as mutually agree not to destroy each other — and that passes for friendship in their world. The warthog's blunt chaos and the cassowary's explosive unpredictability create a bond forged in shared hostility toward everyone else. Romantically, the sparks are real but so is the wreckage, and neither animal is especially wired for the vulnerability that love actually requires.

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