Cottontail + Crocodile

Prey Meets Predator: What Could Go Wrong?

The cottontail's warm, community-loving soul and the crocodile's cold, opportunistic nature make for one of nature's least advisable pairings — the rabbit barely registers as a friend to the croc, more like a light snack. In romance, there's a bizarre magnetism at play: the cottontail is drawn to the crocodile's dangerous confidence, and the croc appreciates having someone soft and adoring nearby. The bedroom offers its own reptilian heat, but outside of it, the cottontail will eventually realize that 'being kept' and 'being kept alive' are two very different things. This is less a relationship and more a nature documentary with a predictable ending.

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