Cottontail + Dog

Great Pals, Terrible Lovers, Adequate Everything Else

The Cottontail and Dog make genuinely lovely friends — the Dog's loyal, boisterous energy gives the anxious Cottontail a sense of safety, while the Cottontail's gentle warmth stops the Dog from being insufferably needy. But romantically? The Dog wants to merge souls, adopt joint hobbies, and text good morning approximately eleven times before noon — which sends the Cottontail bolting for the nearest hedgerow. In bed, there's enough warmth to make it work occasionally, but the Cottontail's need for personal space and the Dog's desperate craving for emotional fusion means someone's always sleeping on the metaphorical couch. File this one under: wonderful best friends who made one catastrophic mistake.

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