Cottontail + Rhino

Bambi Meets a Freight Train. Badly.

The cottontail is a skittish, sensitive soul who organizes dinner parties and worries about everyone's feelings — the rhino is a bulldozing force of nature who couldn't find a feeling with a map and a flashlight. Where the cottontail tiptoes, the rhino charges; where the rhino charges, the cottontail hides under the bed. This pairing works best in theory, at a distance, or not at all. The kindest thing these two can do for each other is wave politely from opposite sides of the savanna.

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