Cottontail + Warthog

Cute Meets Crude: Hold Your Nose

The cottontail is all nervous charm and twitchy social grace, while the warthog barrels through life with the subtlety of a mudslide at a garden party. As friends, they can make it work — the cottontail provides polish, the warthog provides entertainment — but romance is where things get complicated fast. The warthog's blunt force personality tends to send the delicate cottontail bolting for the nearest hedge. Between the sheets, however, something primal and surprisingly electric happens, which is either the best or most confusing part of this pairing, depending on who you ask.

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