Crocodile + Crow

The schemer and the survivor find uncommon intellectual respect.

A Crow's quick wit and opportunistic charm is one of the few things that can coax a genuine smirk from the cold-blooded Crocodile, making for a surprisingly solid friendship between two creatures who both understand that patience and cunning beat brute force. Romantically, though, the Crocodile's emotional permafrost leaves the socially nimble Crow starved for warmth and playful connection. In the bedroom, these two are essentially strangers — the Crocodile's icy detachment and the Crow's restless, mischievous energy simply fail to spark anything worth writing home about.

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