Crocodile + Vulture

Great Business Partners, Terrible Bedfellows

The crocodile and vulture make a surprisingly effective team when there's something to be gained — both are opportunistic, cold-eyed realists who appreciate a good carcass when they see one. As friends, they'll bond over shared cynicism and a mutual disdain for sentimentality. Romantically, however, this pairing has all the warmth of a tax audit — the crocodile's domineering nature clashes spectacularly with the vulture's preference for swooping in after someone else does the heavy lifting. In bed, let's just say both would rather be circling than committing.

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