Crocodile + Warthog

Prehistoric Meets Prehistoric, Chaos Ensues

The crocodile's cold, calculating patience and the warthog's loud, blundering enthusiasm make for a partnership that's equal parts fascinating and exhausting. The croc wants to stalk its ambitions in silence; the warthog wants to crash through the underbrush announcing its arrival to everyone within a five-mile radius. They can find a grudging mutual respect — both are survivors who don't apologize for who they are — but romance requires more than shared toughness and a love of wallowing. Think less power couple, more uneasy truce with occasional sparks.

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