Crow + Walrus

The Trickster and the Walrus: Great Laughs, Lousy Bedfellows

The crow's sharp wit and restless scheming find an unlikely appreciator in the walrus, who is canny enough to enjoy the performance without being fooled by it. As friends, these two make a surprisingly solid pair — the crow entertains, the walrus anchors, and both respect a good hustle. Romantically, however, the crow's mercurial energy crashes hard against the walrus's slow, earthy stubbornness, and in the bedroom, these rhythms are simply too mismatched to ignite anything worth writing home about.

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