Deer + Dog

Hot Nights, Lukewarm Everything Else

The bedroom? Absolutely electric. The living room? A slow-motion negotiation between a dog who wants to cuddle everything and a deer who'd rather bolt at the first sign of emotional turbulence. Dogs are loyal to a fault, which is sweet until the deer realizes 'to a fault' means 'aggressively, relentlessly, and without reading the room.' They can build something real here, but it'll take a deer willing to stop flinching and a dog who learns that sometimes the best thing you can do for someone is give them a little space to breathe.

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