Deer + Shrew

Gentle Meets Feral: Proceed With Caution

The deer is all soft eyes and nervous grace, while the shrew is a tiny tornado of opinions who hasn't stopped talking since 2003. As friends, this actually works — the deer's patience is a rare gift, and the shrew secretly loves having someone who won't fight back. Romantically, however, the deer will spend most of the relationship frozen in the headlights, wondering how a creature this small can be this exhausting. Between the sheets, the shrew's intensity either thrills or terrifies — and for the gentle deer, it's usually the latter.

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