Deer + Snake

Bambi Meets the Serpent: Run, Deer, Run

The deer's wide-eyed optimism and desperate need for approval is basically a five-course meal for the snake's cold, calculating nature. While the deer is busy making friends with everyone in the forest, the snake is quietly sizing up the exits — and the deer. Romantically, this pairing has all the warmth of a reptile in January. In the bedroom? Let's just say the deer would spend the whole time wondering if it's being eaten alive — and not in a fun way.

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