The Dog trots in with a wagging tail and a heart full of devotion, while the Sable slinks in wearing expensive cologne and absolutely no apologies. As friends, they make a surprisingly solid team — the Dog brings warmth, the Sable brings cunning, and together they cover most of life's bases. Romantically, it can work if the Dog learns that the Sable's idea of vulnerability is admitting they were wrong once in 2014. In bed, though, the Dog's eager-to-please energy crashes headfirst into the Sable's cool, self-possessed detachment — think golden retriever meets cat who definitely does not want to be pet right now.
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