Dog + Vulture

Loyalty Meets Opportunism: Somebody's Getting Eaten

The Dog trots in with boundless loyalty, tail wagging, heart wide open — and the Vulture circles overhead, patiently waiting to see what's in it for them. As friends, they can make it work in small doses, provided the Dog doesn't notice the Vulture picking apart every social situation like a carcass on a hot day. Romantically, though, this pairing has the energy of someone bringing home a stray that turns out to be a buzzard in a trench coat. The Dog deserves someone who fetches *back*.

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