Dolphin + Mountain Goat

Two Ships Passing in Very Different Waters

The dolphin wants to party, philosophize, and charm every living creature within a five-mile radius, while the mountain goat is perfectly content scaling a lonely cliff face in stoic silence. These two don't so much clash as simply inhabit different planets — one warm and social, one cold and self-sufficient. The dolphin will exhaust itself trying to draw out a partner who considers small talk a mild form of torture. Save yourselves the heartache: the dolphin needs an audience, and the mountain goat needs solitude — and neither is wrong, they're just spectacularly wrong for each other.

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