Dolphin + Wild Dog

Great Sex, Terrible Everything Else

The dolphin glides through life on charm, wit, and an exhausting need for intellectual stimulation, while the wild dog is happiest baying at the moon with its pack and chewing through life's problems with blunt, feral enthusiasm. As friends, they'll run out of things to talk about before the appetizers arrive. As romantic partners, the dolphin will spend most of their time trying to civilize someone who considers 'civilized' an insult. But strip away the small talk and the dinner reservations, and these two generate enough raw heat to make the neighbors uncomfortable — just don't expect it to survive breakfast.

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