Eagle + Gorilla

High Flyer Meets Chest-Beater: Mediocre Magic

The eagle soars on cool-headed strategy while the gorilla rules by sheer force of personality — which sounds complementary until you realize one wants silence and the other wants a standing ovation. In friendship, they can respect each other from a comfortable distance, which is exactly where they'll spend most of their time. Romantically, the eagle's emotional reserve will drive the emotionally hungry gorilla absolutely bananas — and not in the fun way. The bedroom is where things briefly equalize, but even there, the eagle is already mentally planning tomorrow while the gorilla is still beating its chest.

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