Elephant + Prairie Dog

Best Friends, Terrible Lovers, Worse Bedfellows

The Elephant and Prairie Dog make a genuinely wonderful pair of friends — the steady, wise Elephant provides exactly the kind of grounded calm that the chatty, hyperactive Prairie Dog desperately needs, and in return, the Prairie Dog keeps the Elephant from taking life too seriously. But romance? That's where the wheels come off. The Elephant moves through life with slow, deliberate gravitas while the Prairie Dog is already three towns over before the Elephant finishes a sentence. And as for the bedroom — let's just say these two operate on completely different clocks, frequencies, and frankly, planets.

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