Elephant + Sea Lion

Solid Enough, But Nobody's Swooning

The elephant brings gravitas, long memory, and a five-year plan; the sea lion brings jazz hands, crowd applause, and absolutely no five-year plan. They can make each other laugh — the elephant at the sea lion's antics, the sea lion at the elephant's idea of 'spontaneous fun.' In friendship and romance alike, this pairing works best in small doses or when one of them is willing to compromise more than feels entirely fair. It's not a disaster, but it's also not the kind of love story anyone writes a song about.

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