Elephant + Swift

The Swift darts past before the Elephant can finish a thought.

The Elephant's deep, unhurried wisdom and the Swift's hummingbird attention span make for an exhausting combination — one wants to remember everything, the other can barely sit still long enough to make a memory. Friendship is possible in small doses, but romance demands a patience the Swift simply doesn't carry. In bed, the Elephant's slow emotional depth and the Swift's need to already be somewhere else create a frustrating mismatch.

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