Fox + Mountain Goat

Great Friends, Mediocre Lovers, Awkward Everything Else

The fox's silver tongue and the mountain goat's stoic silence make for a surprisingly fun friendship — one talks, one listens, both benefit. But romantically? The fox wants fireworks and the goat wants a five-year plan, which is basically the setup for a very polite disaster. In bed, the fox is improvising jazz while the goat is reading the sheet music, and neither is quite sure they're in the same band. Keep this one in the friend zone and everyone goes home happy.

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