Fox + Vulture

Clever Meets Creepy, Neither Is Impressed

The fox arrives with a cocktail and a scheme; the vulture arrives after everyone else has left. These two share a certain outsider cunning, which means they respect each other just enough to be suspicious of each other at all times. As friends, they can bond over being the smartest person in the room — though they'll argue about which one of them actually is. Romantically, the fox wants a sparkling partner, and the vulture's idea of foreplay is waiting patiently for something to die.

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