Fox + Warthog

Clever Meets Crude: Sparks or Snorts?

The fox glides through life on wit and charm, always three moves ahead — the warthog barrels through it on sheer stubbornness, usually three drinks in. As friends, there's genuine entertainment value here: the fox finds the warthog's blunt honesty refreshing, and the warthog secretly admires the fox's slippery brilliance. Romantically, though, the fox wants sophistication and the warthog wants a second helping, which makes for a dinner party that ends badly. In bed, one of them is thinking about strategy and the other is just thinking about the next five minutes — and neither is wrong, but they're definitely not thinking the same thing.

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