Giraffe + Giraffe

Two Tall Drinkers, One Very Long Straw

When two Giraffes meet, the view from up there is absolutely magnificent — and they'll spend considerable time admiring it together, necks elegantly extended, surveying a world that lesser creatures can't quite see. They share the same refined taste, the same gentle idealism, and the same tendency to stand stock-still when danger arrives, which is adorable at a dinner party and somewhat catastrophic during an actual crisis. Their relationship is a beautiful, long-limbed ballet of mutual appreciation, sophisticated conversation, and zero one willing to lower themselves to handle the unglamorous details of life. Someone, eventually, has to clean the bathroom — but not tonight, darling, the savanna looks simply stunning from here.

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