Giraffe + Warthog

Great Friends, Terrible Lovers, Catastrophic Bedfellows

The elegant, long-necked Giraffe and the snuffling, mud-happy Warthog make surprisingly good pals — the Giraffe provides vision and refinement, while the Warthog keeps things gloriously real. As friends, they balance each other out beautifully; as romantic partners, they start bumping into each other's very different ideas about what a good life looks like. And in the bedroom? Let's just say the Giraffe's taste for grace and the Warthog's enthusiasm for wallowing in the muck are... not a natural fit. Keep this one firmly in the friend zone and everyone goes home happy.

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