Gorilla + Hippo

Power Couple or Just Two Big Egos?

The gorilla wants to be in charge, and so does the hippo — which makes for a friendship roughly as comfortable as sharing a small pond with someone who won't stop flexing. Romantically, though, there's something undeniably magnetic about two heavyweight personalities crashing into each other; the sparks are real, even if the furniture takes a beating. In the bedroom, their shared appetite for dominance creates a surprisingly charged dynamic, though someone's eventually going to have to blink. Just don't expect these two to be grabbing brunch and swapping feelings anytime soon — as friends, they're basically two alpha animals waiting for the other one to back down first.

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