Gorilla + Horse

Great Pals, Terrible Lovers, Awkward Everything Else

The Gorilla and Horse make surprisingly decent friends — as long as the Horse remembers who's in charge and the Gorilla resists the urge to beat its chest at every disagreement. Romantically, though, this pairing is a slow-motion disaster: the Horse needs open pastures and freedom, while the Gorilla wants a tight-knit troop with very clear hierarchy. The Horse will bolt the moment it feels controlled, and the Gorilla will sulk magnificently in the wreckage. Cherish the friendship, skip the rest.

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