Gorilla + Mole

Great Pals, Terrible Lovers — Trust The Math

The Gorilla's big, bold, chest-thumping energy makes for a surprisingly warm friendship with the quietly industrious Mole — think gentle giant meets underground genius. But romantically? The Gorilla wants an audience; the Mole wants a tunnel. The Gorilla craves dominance and drama while the Mole is busy rerouting their anxiety into spreadsheets at 2am. Sexually, this pairing has the enthusiasm of a library card — technically valid, almost never used.

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