Gorilla + Prairie Dog

Big Ape, Small Talk, Big Problems

The gorilla is a brooding, barrel-chested force of nature who commands respect without saying a word, while the prairie dog won't stop saying words — ever. Their friendship can limp along on mutual curiosity, but romantically, this is a slow-motion collision between a creature who wants peace and quiet and one who treats silence like a personal insult. The gorilla's need for dominance and solitude crashes headlong into the prairie dog's frantic social networking, and the bedroom is basically a hostage situation. Honestly, these two are better off as strangers who wave politely from a safe distance.

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