Gorilla + Rhino

Big, Stubborn, Loud — Pick Any Two

The Gorilla and Rhino make a surprisingly solid pair of drinking buddies — both are dominant, no-nonsense personalities who respect raw strength and don't have much patience for small talk or small people. As friends, they'll bond over a shared contempt for weakness and a love of getting things done. Romantically, though, two charging forces in one household is a recipe for spectacular standoffs, since neither is exactly famous for backing down gracefully. The bedroom, at least, is where this primal pairing finds its most honest common ground — no politics, no posturing, just pure animal energy.

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