Gorilla + Vulture

Brute Force Meets Cold Calculation

The gorilla wants loyalty, warmth, and a tribe to protect — the vulture is circling overhead waiting to see what's left. As friends, these two have about as much in common as a chest-beating idealist and a patient opportunist can, which is to say: not much. Romantically, there's a dark magnetism here — the gorilla's raw power intrigues the vulture, and the gorilla mistakes those piercing eyes for depth. Just don't expect the vulture to stick around when things get messy, unless of course there's something in it for them.

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