Gorilla + Walrus

Big, Loud, and Somehow Still Friends

The Gorilla brings chest-thumping authority to this pairing, while the Walrus brings... a lot of Walrus. As friends, these two heavyweights actually get along surprisingly well — both appreciate loyalty, blunt honesty, and a good meal. Romantically, however, the Gorilla's need for dominance crashes into the Walrus's stubborn, immovable nature like two very large animals who've both decided they're not moving first. The bedroom situation follows the same logic: possible, but someone's probably sleeping on the couch.

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