Hippo + Hippo

Two Hippos Walk Into a Swamp...

When two hippos get together, expect a relationship built on total comfort, zero pretense, and absolutely no one doing the dishes first. These two understand each other's need for territory, peace, and the occasional explosive tantrum — which is either deeply healing or a full-contact sport, depending on the week. The good news: no one has to explain why they need three hours of alone time and a nap. The bad news: stubbornness squared is just stubbornness, and neither of these two is budging an inch without a very compelling snack.

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