Hippo + Peacock

Beauty and the Beast, But Not Cute

The peacock struts into every room expecting applause, while the hippo couldn't care less who's watching — and that's where the trouble begins. One lives for the spotlight, the other would rather sink to the bottom of a muddy river than attend a gala. Romantically, this pairing is essentially a nature documentary about two creatures who share a planet and absolutely nothing else. They might manage a lukewarm friendship if the peacock learns to shut up occasionally, which, let's be honest, they won't.

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