Hippo + Porcupine

Big Love, Bigger Problems, Zero Chemistry

The hippo barrels through life with boisterous confidence, expecting warmth and social abundance — the porcupine responds by raising its quills and backing into a corner. As friends, there's a grudging mutual respect: the hippo admires the porcupine's sharp wit, and the porcupine secretly enjoys having a loud, loyal protector. But romantically? This is a disaster of geological proportions. The hippo wants passion and closeness; the porcupine wants personal space and the right to be prickly about it — and in bed, the metaphor writes itself.

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