Hippo + Prairie Dog

Big Splash, Little Squeak: Good Luck.

The hippo lumbers through life with thick-skinned confidence, perfectly content to wallow in their own pace and personal space — which is precisely what terrifies the hyperactive prairie dog, who treats silence like a personal attack. The prairie dog's endless chatter and social frenzy will wear the hippo down faster than a sandstorm, while the hippo's immovable stubbornness will leave the prairie dog frantically digging escape tunnels. As friends, they might manage an occasional coffee — if the prairie dog can sit still long enough. Romantically, this pairing is basically a nature documentary where nobody wins.

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