Hippo + Rhino

Best Buds, Bedroom Legends, Romantic Disaster

The hippo and rhino are the kind of friends who'll share a six-pack, solve the world's problems, and never run out of things to argue about — in the best possible way. Romantically, though, two thick-skinned, stubborn heavyweights trying to out-dominate each other is less 'power couple' and more 'unstoppable force meets immovable object.' Nobody's budging, nobody's apologizing, and somebody's sleeping on the couch. That said, when the lights go out, these two bring an earth-shaking intensity that would register on the Richter scale — turns out the bedroom is the one room where neither needs to be in charge.

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