Hippo + Rooster

Loud Meets Louder, Nobody Wins

The hippo lumbers through life with thick-skinned confidence and zero tolerance for drama, while the rooster can't get through breakfast without a full theatrical production. These two might manage a decent friendship — the hippo's patient enough to let the rooster crow, at least for a while — but romantically, this is a disaster waiting to happen at high volume. The rooster needs an audience; the hippo needs peace. In bed, there's enough animal magnetism for a few sparks, but someone's going to end up sleeping on the couch, and it won't be the one who weighs two tons.

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