Hippo + Weasel

A Swamp Meeting a Snake in Disguise

The hippo's blunt, no-nonsense approach to life crashes spectacularly into the weasel's slippery talent for half-truths and backdoor dealing. The hippo wants stability and straight talk; the weasel wants leverage and an exit strategy. What starts as intrigue quickly curdles into suspicion, and the hippo's notorious temper doesn't take kindly to being outmaneuvered. These two are better off as strangers — or at least as people on opposite sides of a very large river.

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