Hummingbird + Walrus

A blurring blur meets an immovable object — briefly.

The hummingbird's relentless darting energy leaves the walrus blinking slowly in its wake, equal parts baffled and mildly irritated. As friends there's an odd curiosity here — the walrus's blunt earthiness can actually ground the hummingbird for five whole seconds. Romantically, though, one partner needs constant motion and the other considers getting up a significant life event, so sparks are scarce and patience runs out fast.

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