Lion + Mountain Goat

King of the Jungle Meets King of Nothing

The lion struts into the room expecting applause; the mountain goat is already halfway up a cliff and couldn't care less. These two can grudgingly respect each other from a distance — the lion admires the goat's stubborn self-reliance, and the goat tolerates the lion's theatrical nonsense — but that's about where the goodwill runs out. Romantically, the lion needs devotion and drama, while the mountain goat needs solitude and silence, which means date night usually ends in a standoff. In bed, there's a fleeting spark, but the goat's emotional detachment will leave the lion performing to an audience of one.

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