Lion + Sea Lion

King of the Jungle Meets Class Clown

The lion struts in expecting a kingdom, and the sea lion shows up ready to turn it into a comedy club. As friends, this works surprisingly well — the lion provides direction, the sea lion provides entertainment, and nobody gets too bored. Romantically, however, the lion's need for reverence collides hard with the sea lion's inability to take anything seriously, including the lion. In bed, the sea lion's playful energy keeps things lively, but the morning after, the lion is already drafting a list of grievances.

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