Mole + Rhino

Underground Meets Unstoppable: Nobody Wins

The mole wants to quietly tunnel through life unnoticed, while the rhino wants to charge through it at full volume — together, they're basically a disaster film with bad lighting. The mole's need for solitude and careful deliberation will be steamrolled, repeatedly and enthusiastically, by the rhino's bulldozing confidence. Meanwhile, the rhino will mistake the mole's thoughtful silence for weakness, which will go over about as well as you'd expect. These two might manage a polite nod across a crowded room, but that's probably where this love story should end.

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