Mole + Rooster

One Hides, One Hollers — Nobody Wins

The mole wants to burrow deep into quiet, solitary bliss, while the rooster's primary life goal is to be the loudest thing in any room. Together, they don't complement each other so much as irritate each other into exhaustion. The rooster will crow about everything the mole is doing wrong, and the mole will simply disappear underground and never come back. Romantically, sexually, and frankly just logistically — these two are a disaster looking for a place to happen.

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