Mole + Snake

Underground Romance, Overground Problems

The mole and snake make surprisingly decent friends — both are private, instinct-driven creatures who respect a good burrow and mind their own business. But romance? That's where things get slippery. The snake's cool, calculating charisma leaves the earnest, dirt-nosed mole feeling like a project rather than a partner. In bed, the mole wants comfort and the snake wants... well, whatever the snake wants — and those two agendas rarely tunnel in the same direction.

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